The explosion heard around the hosue

You know whats fun? Putting a 2 liter bottle of diet pepsi in the freezer and forgetting about it.

You know whats even more fun? Taking it out the next day to thaw, having it sit for an hour or so.. then suddenly explode in a 5 ft perimeter all over the kitchen.

It took all that I had not to fall to ground and duck for cover, for I was certain that I was being shot at.

Yeah it was a joy.